My friend asked me

My friend asked me, “Why are you getting a divorce?”

I responded “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister’s house.”

He said, “So?” And I responded, “She’s lying. I spent the night at her sister’s house!”

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