An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
Related Posts
admin
·
September 16, 2025
·
In a cozy diner nestled in a peaceful small town, a group of bikers settled into a corner booth after hours on the open road. Their leather…
admin
·
September 16, 2025
·
When I found my brightest student curled up in a freezing parking garage that November night, my heart sank. When he told me why he was there,…
admin
·
September 16, 2025
·
The Oscar-winning actor and director passed away peacefully at his mountain home in Utah on September 16, 2025, at the age of 89. His passing marks the…
admin
·
September 16, 2025
·
Miriam thought she had finally found peace. After years of grieving her daughter Pamela’s “death,” she booked a trip to The Bahamas, hoping the ocean breeze would…
admin
·
September 16, 2025
·
Smallpox, one of history’s deadliest diseases, killed about 30% of those infected and left survivors scarred. Caused by the variola virus, it spread easily and was often…
admin
·
September 16, 2025
·
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr (left), Charlie Kirk (left). Credit. Getty Images Hundreds of mourners said their last goodbyes to Charlie Kirk on Sunday during a memorial at…