An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

Related Posts

The truth behind Trump’s dramatic late-night Epstein file reversal: It wasn’t a gamble, it was a tactic… and White House insiders say it’s Democrats who will pay the price

President Donald Trump‘s sudden pivot on releasing the Jeffrey Epstein files was not an impulsive gamble but a tactical move to end a months-long drama that has consumed the White House and Congress….

7 key health risks seniors should be aware of when traveling abroad

Who doesn’t enjoy traveling? I believe everyone loves visiting new places and experiencing new cultures, but when it comes to older adults, traveling abroad comes with some…

How to Make the Most of a Spacious Home and Expansive Property

When you’re working with a large home and generous acreage, the first step is learning how to use the space in a way that enhances comfort and…

She Was the Cheapest Woman Alive—Until I Learned the Truth Behind Her Gift Card

The $50 Gift Card That Uncovered My Grandmother’s Secret Life When my grandmother passed away, I thought the only thing she left me was a modest $50…

New Rule Means Drivers Over 70 Could Lose Key Road Privileges

UK Drivers Over 70 Could Lose the Right to Drive Motorhomes and Minibuses UK motorists approaching the age of 70 may face an unexpected shock. A little-known…

How to Handle Setbacks Calmly and Find Simple Solutions That Work

When something you’ve invested in doesn’t meet expectations right away, it’s easy to feel frustrated or assume the worst. The first step in navigating these moments is…