An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

Related Posts

Expert doctor issues “alarming” opinion on Donald Trump’s condition after what they call a “manic” speech

When cardiologist and George Washington University professor Dr. Jonathan Reiner watched Donald Trump’s 20‑minute address, he didn’t focus on policy. He focused on the man. Trump’s voice…

How Fatherhood Changed Ethan Bramble’s View of Identity and Self-Expression

For years, Ethan Bramble was best known for pushing the boundaries of physical self-expression. Throughout his early adulthood, extensive tattoos and body modifications became both a creative outlet and…

Choosing the Lemon

The sign perched above the table read like a quiet dare: Don’t cheat. Pick a candy apple to see how honest you really are. Mara stopped—not because she believed…

The Day a Broken Window Shattered My Assumptions

The sound of glass exploding cut through the heat, and fear hit before reason had time to catch up. In a mall parking lot shimmering under nearly…

A Christmas Eve When Grief Found Its Way Home

After my mother died, the house felt unnaturally silent, lit only by the Christmas lights she had insisted on putting up early—even while she was sick. Their…

Story of the Day: Where Remembrance Truly Lives

Standing beside a grave can unlock emotions that surface without invitation. For some, the moment brings reassurance; for others, it stirs questions that feel impossible to settle….