A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She explains that humans are the only animals that can stutter.
A little girl in the back raises her hand and says “No ma’am, I had a cat who stuttered. ”The teacher knowing how precious these stories could be asked her to explain. The little girl stands up and says, “Well, we had this big tabby cat that liked to annoy the rottweiler next door and one day the rottweiler got loose and jumped the fence. ”She continued, “My cat said fff, fff, fff, but before she could finish saying bang the rottweiler ate her.
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