ROMANTIC WIFE A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell PHONES. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.
She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you drinking cand mo cin If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I’m m. Please advise.
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