Wife receives a divorce letter from husband, her reply is brilliant

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of

marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your

job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had

cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after

watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband

& wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving. Your EX-

Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-

Husband, Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been

married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my TV shows so much because

they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work. I definitely noticed your haircut last week,

but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you

can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused

with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because

the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that

morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my

job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you

have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you

wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care

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