Have you ever had a neighbor who made you want to pull your hair out? Well, let me tell you about mine. I’m Jimmy, and I’ve got a story that’ll make your last neighborly spat look like a tea party.
The Fence that Started It All
It all started with a fence. Yep, a simple brick wall fence. But in my neighborhood, that fence might as well have been the Great Wall of China.
My neighbor Dan and I? We’re like cat and mouse, always butting heads over something. Think Tom and Jerry. Except we hate being around each other. And this fence took things to a whole new level.
“Hey, Jimmy! What’s the big idea with this monstrosity?”
I turned to see him leaning against his pristine lawn, arms crossed. “It’s called privacy, Dan. You should try it sometime.”
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