A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’ He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to yourself when I tell you the price!”
Related Posts
Dalai Lama speaks out after name appearing in Epstein files
Shutterstock.com The Dalai Lama is a figure who is well-known and beloved all over the world. The prominent figure’s name was featured in the Epstein files over 150…
The Mystery Device in Your Home That’s Doing More Than You Think
If you’ve ever noticed a small wall device that ticks softly when you turn its dial, you might have wondered what it actually does. In many older…
Not Every Two or Four Days: How Often Should You Wash Your Hair, According to Dermatologists?
Many people wonder if they’re washing their hair too often — or not enough. With so much conflicting advice online, it can feel confusing to find the…
Why Women Still Don’t Compete in Nordic Combined at the Winter Olympics
A U.S. athlete has spoken publicly about the disappointment many female competitors feel over the continued absence of a women’s Nordic combined event at the Winter Olympics….
King Charles Responds to Renewed Attention on Prince Andrew and Epstein Documents
King Charles has issued a measured public response following renewed media attention surrounding documents related to the late financier Jeffrey Epstein and his past associations. In a…
NFL Star Arrives at Super Bowl in Prison-Style Outfit — and Everyone Noticed
When Mack Hollins arrived ahead of Super Bowl LX, he instantly became one of the most talked-about figures of the night — and it had nothing to do with…