A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’ He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to yourself when I tell you the price!”
Related Posts
Donald Trump responds to Iranian threat after strikes kill Supreme Leader
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Donald Trump. Credit: Office of the Supreme Leader of Iran via Getty Images, Shutterstock In a dramatic escalation, US and Israeli forces carried out…
Inside the RNC Shift: What Lara Trump’s Appointment Signals for the GOP
In a conference room far from the campaign trail spotlight, a notable transition took shape as Lara Trump was confirmed as co-chair of the Republican National Committee. The move reflects…
Tiny Tracks, Big Hope: How Western Quolls Are Making a Comeback
In the red earth of Mt Gibson Wildlife Sanctuary, the arrival of western quoll joeys represents more than a biological milestone — it signals renewed possibility. Once pushed…
How Your Night Routine Shapes Your Nervous System — and How to Reset It
Sleep isn’t just downtime; it’s a powerful reset for your body and mind. The way you prepare for bed sends subtle signals to your nervous system about…
When Safety and Power Collide: How Communities Navigate Security Measures
Efforts to “restore order” can reshape daily life in ways that feel immediate and visible. In some neighborhoods, residents report fewer break-ins and robberies, and local businesses…
Why Low Vitamin B12 Can Leave You Feeling Drained — Even After Resting
There’s a kind of exhaustion that sleep doesn’t fix. You wake up tired, move through the day in a fog, and assume it’s just stress or a…