A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’ He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to yourself when I tell you the price!”
Related Posts
admin
·
January 21, 2026
·
She once weighed over 270 kilograms, but today she weighs 90 kg. Just look at what she looks like now… She once weighed over 270 kilograms and…
admin
·
January 21, 2026
·
Whether this apology truly happened or not, its power lies in what it represents. For many, the idea of Charles taking William’s hand and saying, “I’m sorry…
admin
·
January 21, 2026
·
Newly visible veins can be completely harmless—or a quiet signal that your circulation is under strain. Weight loss, intense workouts, hot weather, and aging often make veins…
admin
·
January 21, 2026
·
The collapse of the talks was not just about bruised egos and bitter words; it exposed the raw, transactional core of power in Washington. Schumer’s insistence on…
admin
·
January 21, 2026
·
Trump’s decision to publish Macron’s private message ripped away the thin veil of trust that still clung to his relationships with U.S. allies. What was meant as…
admin
·
January 21, 2026
·
The Khalil saga became a test of whether ideology could override the limits of judicial power. A Biden-appointed district judge tried to transform a straightforward case of…