This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going to the doctor.” And she said,
“Why? Are you sick?” “No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.” So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, “Where are you going?” She said, “I’m going to the doctor too.”
He said, “Why?”She said, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”
Related Posts
Uncle, it’s Mom’s birthday. I didn’t have enough money for flowers, so I gave some to a boy. When I got to her grave, those same flowers were waiting there.
The Power of Memory and Devotion In the landscape of human emotion, few stories capture the profound intersection of love, loss, and destiny as powerfully as the…
Royal Mail Worker Filmed Assaulting Customer’s Puppy During Delivery
The footage shows the postal worker making contact with the approaching puppy using his foot, an action that has generated considerable controversy and public discussion about appropriate…
Guard reminds visitors of proper etiquette at Arlington Cemetery
A Personal Testament to Service and Sacrifice The profound impact of military service extends far beyond the individual soldier, touching entire families and communities. This reality becomes…
Everybody loved Elvis Presley in this movie – but few noticed the weird detail about his hair
Love Me Tender (1956) marked Elvis Presley’s acting debut. Originally titled The Reno Brothers, it was renamed after his hit song to capitalize on his rising fame….
Swollen Hands & Feet?
Swelling in the hands and feet (edema) affects millions, yet most reach for diuretics instead of food—the body’s natural fluid regulator. Edema isn’t just about salt; it…
Couple Shows Honesty When Treasure Inside McDonald’s Bag Instead Of Food
When Stacey Terry and her husband picked up breakfast from McDonald’s, they expected biscuits and hash browns—not thousands of dollars. Instead of food, their bag contained a…