A guy and his girlfriend were going on a romantic long drive. Suddenly, the guy, who is driving the car pulls up on the side of the highway and starts to take his clothes off. His girlfriend asks, ‘What are you doing? What if someone sees us here?’
The guys tells her, ‘If you want we can go under the car and have our fun. ’She agrees, but asks, ‘What if someone sees us below the car?’ The guy tells her, ‘Then we can tell them that we are checking for a leak in the gas tank. ’So under the car they go, and have the time of their life. Some time later a cop comes and shouts to the couple, ‘What the hell do you think you are doing? ’So the couple give him the answer saying, ‘We are checking for a leak in the gas tank. ’The cop shouts back at them, ‘You should have checked your brakes first. Your car has rolled down the slope!
Related Posts
In recent days, alarming headlines about explosions, geopolitical tensions, and threats to infrastructure have reminded many people that the systems supporting modern life may be more fragile…
“Where will you sit?” At first, the question seems simple and practical, something a host asks while arranging chairs around the table. Yet if you think about…
For years, I believed my husband’s business trips were exactly what he said they were. Tom and I had been married for nearly fifteen years, raising five…
Michelle Obama says she has reached a stage in life where she feels more comfortable living on her own terms. At 61, the former First Lady told…
Have you ever walked in to find your dog curled up in your seat or your cat stretched across your pillow? Many call it “bed stealing,” but…
Authorities recently discovered a young girl living in conditions that raised serious concerns about her safety and wellbeing. The situation came to light after neighbors noticed unusual…