Snappy Waitress Gets Outsmarted By Clever Senior

Far too often, many younger folks underestimate seniors. They think that just because people move and talk a little slower than they used to that, they are easy to push around.

However, nothing can be further from the truth as many seniors have minds that are even sharper than when they were younger. However, every day people make the mistake of thinking that seniors are easy pickings only to learn a lesson in respect the hard way.

In this joke, a waitress thinks she’s gotten the best of an older customer, little does she know that this “old” lady knows a thing or two about a thing or two!

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.

‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’

‘I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ said the waitress.

‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.

YES!’ stated the waitress.

‘I’ll take the special then,’ my wife said.

‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.

‘Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!

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