One evening, a family takes their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems O.K. but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seems O.K. but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
“So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.
“It’s pretty nice,” she replies.
“Except they won’t let you fart.”
Related Posts
All eyes were on Melania Trump at Jimmy Carter’s funeral
Melania Trump, who is days away from returning to the White House as a First Lady, caught the attention of the public with the unusual outfit she…
Legendary actor passed away at 48…
Fans are in shock as representatives confirmed the sudden passing of a beloved Hollywood actor at 48, stating he had “gone to heaven.” Known for standout roles…
Gordon Ramsay shares important message after potentially fatal accident
Gordon Ramsay is grateful to be alive, and he attributes his survival not only to the medical professionals, nurses, and other staff members at a hospital in…
‘Relationship Expert’ Wants Parents To Get Baby’s Consent Before Changing A Nappy
If there is one thing we are certain of in life, it’s the fact that people have an opinion. Some will even try to voice that opinion as…
Doctor explains what it means if you always need to poop straight after eating
A doctor on TikTok explained that feeling the need to use the restroom immediately after eating is common and linked to the gastrocolic reflex. He stated, “When…
If you find ticks inside your home
Ticks can carry harmful diseases like Lyme disease. Here’s how to handle them: 1. **Identify**: Determine the type of tick and keep kids/pets away. 2. **Protect**: Wear…