On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear.
She said, “Driver, I believe that I was s ”
The driver didn’t think much of her complaint but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, “Sir, I believe I was s H”
This time, he figured he’d a better look into it.
A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
“Excuse me, sir, could I help you?”
The elderly man looked up and said, “Well, sonny you sure can. I’ve lost my toupee and I’m trying to find it…”
The man continued, “I thought I’d located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!”
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