A policeman spotted an old man driving a rusty pickup overflowing with ducks downtown. Pulling him over,
he said, “Sir, you can’t have ducks wandering around. Take them to the zoo!” The man nodded, tipped his hat, and drove off.
The next day, the officer was shocked to see the same truck, still full of ducks — but now every duck wore sunglasses,
some bobbing to country music. Pulling him over again, the officer barked, “I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”
The old man grinned. “I did, officer. Yesterday they laughed at the monkeys, posed for pictures, and even tried popcorn.”
Before the officer could respond, the man added cheerfully, “But today we’re going to the beach! They’ve got sunscreen,
shades, and floaties in the back. These ducks are living their best life!”
With a tip of his hat, he drove off, leaving the officer stunned — and the happiest, most stylish ducks the town had ever seen.
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