New USFL Will Fire Any Player Who Kneels For The Anthem “On The Spot”

The United States Football League (USFL) is a young and promising league that continues to grow its fan base through new policies.

While the NFL struggles, the USFL is making strides to attract more fans. One of the latest policies that the USFL has implemented is a complete ban on kneeling during the National Anthem. According to League Commissioner Joe Barron, this rule is strict and non-negotiable.

The USFL does not want any protests during the Anthem, as it believes that kneeling hurts the troops. The idea that US servicemen and women are harmed by kneeling football players has been disputed for years, but data suggests that it may be a key factor in the 22 veteran sui-cide per day statistic, according to Tucker Carlson.

“Has anyone noticed that nobody gave a single bit of attention to white players when they protested injustice?” Carlson said he hasn’t seen Caucasians treated this poorly since they forced Jim McMahon to write “Rozelle” on a headband.

The USFL is working hard to attract fans who have abandoned the NFL. The league has an exclusive deal with Pabst for Blue Ribbon drafts, and all of the local drug stores have agreed to stock extra Sudafed on game days.

The league’s 8-week schedule will open this year in one of the cities hosting a team, and tickets are still available.

In conclusion, the USFL is a growing football league with new policies that are aimed at attracting fans who have lost interest in the NFL.

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