My Neighbor Mocked Me on My Own Lawn — So I Outsmarted Him

Brian had enjoyed nearly a decade of peace in his quiet neighborhood, where neighbors waved, lawns were trimmed, and life felt predictable. That

calm ended when Tim and his wife moved in next door. At first, Tim seemed friendly enough—polite, even.

Brian welcomed him warmly, hoping for a neighborly bond that would last.

But things soured fast when Tim asked to use Brian’s driveway while his was being redone. Brian politely declined,

explaining that his driveway was usually full with family cars and visiting teens. Tim didn’t take the refusal well.

Within days, he began parking his truck there anyway—without asking.

Brian’s patience wore thin as Tim’s behavior escalated, constantly blocking access and throwing off his family’s routine.

When confronted, Tim just brushed it off, saying it was “temporary” and no big deal.

Brian considered involving the HOA but hadn’t yet acted when Tim went too far. One morning, Brian woke up to find

“SELFISH JERK” spray-painted in orange across his manicured lawn.

Outraged but determined not to stoop to Tim’s level, Brian called his brother Andrew, a landscaper with a flair for revenge.

They replaced the lawn—but this time, added a hidden sprinkler system that sprayed a harmless, bright blue dye.

The next day, Tim and his dog passed by just as it activated, soaking him in blue from head to toe.

When Tim stormed over later, Brian calmly asked, “What are you going to do—call the cops over water?”

Tim’s kept his distance ever since.

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