MAN LOSES JOB…

This Man Lost His Job Due To Downsizing. But Never Expected This From His Wife. On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had ‘charged’ him for s*x, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, ‘If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business! ‘That’s when she shot him!. You know, sometimes, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut.

Related Posts

You won’t be fooled again after seeing this

The life lessons often linked to Albert Einstein extend far beyond physics. They focus on thinking clearly, staying curious, and making thoughtful decisions. Instead of chasing shortcuts, these ideas…

Health Warning Issued Over Viral Trend Linked to Team USA Star Alysa Liu

The moment was meant to be untouchable. A 20-year-old champion stood on Olympic ice, tears freezing on her cheeks, becoming the first American woman in decades to…

Michael B. Jordan Had N-Word Shouted At Him By

The room fell silent inside the Royal Festival Hall as the BAFTAs ceremony unfolded. Cameras were rolling and presenters Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo stood on stage when an unexpected…

The Worst Mistake: Doctor Reveals the One Thing You Must Avoid Doing If You Wake Up During the Night

Picture this familiar scene: you are wrapped in the dense stillness of Stage 3 non-REM sleep, the deepest and most physically restorative phase of the night. Your…

Unthinkable

Corrosion is the gradual deterioration of metals as a result of chemical or electrochemical reactions with the surrounding environment. It most commonly occurs when metals come into…

How to Understand and Care for Vertical Nail Ridges as You Age

If you’ve recently noticed faint lines running from your cuticles to the tips of your nails, you’re not alone. These thin vertical marks—often becoming more noticeable after…