MAN LOSES JOB…

This Man Lost His Job Due To Downsizing. But Never Expected This From His Wife. On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had ‘charged’ him for s*x, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, ‘If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business! ‘That’s when she shot him!. You know, sometimes, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut.

Related Posts

Remembering Jane Lapotaire: A Life of Strength, Craft, and Lasting Impact

Jane Lapotaire built a reputation as an actress who could bring depth and authenticity to every role she touched. Audiences and critics alike valued her ability to…

What the First Colors You Notice Might Say About You

Colors are more than visual details—they often connect to how we feel in subtle, immediate ways. That’s why simple exercises, like noticing the first few colors that…

The Small Metal Ring on Sausage Packaging Has a Bigger Purpose Than You Think

At first glance, the small aluminum ring attached to the end of many packaged sausage bars seems easy to overlook. Most people tear open the packaging, grab…

A Pause in Traffic: Turning Frustration into Awareness

A busy weekday can quickly feel overwhelming as tasks pile up and time runs short. Even small delays, like being stuck behind a slow-moving car, can test…

Bone-chilling 2025 predictions from both Nostradamus and Baba Vanga

The prophecies of Nostradamus and Baba Vanga have fascinated people for decades. Many believe their predictions about the future have proven accurate, sparking curiosity and debate. Baba…

What Is This Used For? People Are Scratching Their Heads

Narrow cabinet filler pull-outs are often overlooked in kitchen design, yet they play an important role in improving functionality. These slim cabinets fit into tight gaps, such…