Man answers the phone in the locker room, and none of the guys can believe what they hear

Here’s a good one that had me cracking up. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: “Hello?”

Woman: “Honey, its me. Are you at the club?”

Man: “Yes.”

Woman: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only 1200 dollars right now, down from 1900. Is it okay if I buy it?”

Man: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

Woman: “Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage this morning and saw the new models. There was one that I really, really liked.”

Man: “How much?”

Woman: “80.000.”

Man: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras.”

Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house that we looked at last year is back on the market. They’re asking 1,500,000.”

Man: “Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, but no more than 1,250,000.”

Woman: “Wow, great! I’ll see you later! I love you!”

Man: “Love you too, bye!”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

That’s a good one!

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