JOKE OF THE DAY: A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him

JOKE OF THE DAY:

A man suspects his wife is cheating, so he comes home early. She greets him in a bathrobe, looking flustered.

“Where is he?” the husband demands. She denies everything, but he storms through the house searching.

On the second floor, he looks out the window and spots a man sitting in a Volkswagen. Convinced that’s the lover,

he flies into a rage, lifts the refrigerator, hurls it out the window at the car—then collapses from a heart attack and dies.

At Heaven’s gate, St. Peter asks why he’s there. The man explains, “I caught my wife’s boyfriend, threw the fridge at him,

had a heart attack, and died.” St. Peter frowns, says, “You don’t belong here—go to hell!” and pulls the lever.

Moments later, another man arrives. St. Peter asks, “Why are you here?” The man replies, “I was just sitting in my Volkswagen

when a refrigerator crushed me!” St. Peter shakes his head, “I heard about you—go to hell too,” and drops him through the trapdoor.

A few minutes later, a third man shows up. St. Peter asks the same question. The man shrugs and says, “Beats me. I was just sitting inside a refrigerator…”

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