Mom: Time to wake up and go to school!
Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today!
Mom: But you have to go to school.
Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school.
Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school.
Son: Well, all the students hate me… and… All the teachers hate me… and… I just don’t wanna go to school!
Mom: Well, I have a lot to do today, and I can’t take care of you today…
Two, you are over 40-years-old…
And three, you are the principal.
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