He demands a divorce in letter to wife – instantly regrets every word when he sees her brilliant reply

Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.

It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story — drama, revenge and an unexpected ending…

Dear wife,

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
——————————————————-
Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Please share this wonderful story if you want to make someone laugh today!

Related Posts

Famous Actor Known for Classic Sitcom Role Dies Peacefully at 76

A beloved television performer known for bringing warmth and humor to one of the most popular sitcoms in American TV history has passed away at the age…

The Royal Lockdown: Prince William and Kate’s Secret Fortress Revealed

Behind the ornate gates and manicured lawns, a new reality is being engineered in concrete, steel, and code. Kensington Palace is no longer simply a royal residence;…

Public Interest Grows Following New Developments Involving Kamala Harris

The Democratic Party has officially selected Vice President Kamala Harris as its presidential nominee, marking an important development in the current U.S. election cycle. The decision follows…

The Golden Bachelorette was contacted by a well-known celebrity

ABC was selecting a number of women to be the stars of the next “The Golden Bachelorette” series a few months ago. It’s interesting that they contacted…

THEIR ACNE IS SEVERE!

When breakouts turn into deep, painful cysts or nodules that never seem to heal, your skin is sending a clear distress signal. These underground bumps rarely come…

Florida Highway Crash Sparks Discussion About Safety and Split-Second Decisions

A recent multi-vehicle accident in Florida has sparked debate after authorities reported that the chain-reaction crash began when a driver slowed or stopped in an attempt to…