He demands a divorce in letter to wife – instantly regrets every word when he sees her brilliant reply

Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.

It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story — drama, revenge and an unexpected ending…

Dear wife,

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
——————————————————-
Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Please share this wonderful story if you want to make someone laugh today!

Related Posts

Melania’s 3-word comment about King Charles exposes her true feelings, lip-reader reveals

Credit: Getty Images Donald Trump and Melania Trump are hosting King Charles and Queen Camilla for their 4-day State Visit. On Monday, they arrived at the White…

When Accountability Begins at Home

In a courtroom where tension had been building, the turning point didn’t come from the bench—it came from a parent. A teenage defendant, initially dismissive of the…

Barron Trump at 18: Growing Up Beyond the Spotlight

As Barron Trump reaches adulthood, public curiosity has naturally followed. For years, however, his life has remained largely out of view. Unlike many children of high-profile figures, Barron has…

What Really Happened—and Why “Staged” Claims Don’t Hold Up

The incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was not a scripted spectacle—it was a real security breach with documented facts. Reports confirm that an armed suspect attempted to…

Reading the Moment: What Body Language Might Suggest—and What It Can’t Prove

Commentary about Donald Trump during an alleged White House Correspondents’ Dinner incident has focused on one detail: his limited visible reaction. Some analysts point to the possibility of a…

Concern Grows as Fans React to Rumors About Kelly Ripa

In the fast-moving world of online news, even unconfirmed reports can spread quickly—especially when they involve a familiar figure like Kelly Ripa. Recent claims about her health have…