Did Guy Fieri throw three members of The View out of his restaurant, Guy’s BBQ Gastropub in Malibu? Of course he did! The story comes from our longtime friends at The Dunning Kruger Times, a reputable source by absolutely nobody’s standards, including our own.
Add to that the credibility of the original author, however, and you have a piece that is undoubtedly, almost assuredly, and without any reservations, definitely possibly true. In an alternate timeline. Whose to say that on that earth, we aren’t all Guy Fieri kicking Whoopi out of our restaurant and making fun of her hair?
That being said, all things are likely true in an alternate timeline which has made the new “Rewarding Guy Fieri” series at ALLOD such a lovely read. After more than a dozen articles punishing Garth Brooks, the operation is poised to keep informing the American conservative of the complete bullshit they require to survive. God bless America.
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