So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers. Seeing a chance to show he meant business.
He says to the guy, ‘How much money do you make a week?’ A little surprised, the young man says, ‘I make $400. Why?’ The CEO says, ‘Wait right here.’ He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes. He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now get out and don’t come back! ’Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball’s job was around here?’ From across the room, a voice says, ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’
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