So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers. Seeing a chance to show he meant business.
He says to the guy, ‘How much money do you make a week?’ A little surprised, the young man says, ‘I make $400. Why?’ The CEO says, ‘Wait right here.’ He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes. He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now get out and don’t come back! ’Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball’s job was around here?’ From across the room, a voice says, ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’
Related Posts
SHE NEVER EXPECTED WHAT CAME NEXT
At first, she only saw exhaustion in the mirror — a body carrying new life, a mind racing with fear and excitement. Every stretch, every sleepless night…
I Found an Abandoned Baby at a Hospital’s Entrance – Three Years Later a Woman Showed up at my home Saying, ‘Give Me Back My Child!’
I found an abandoned baby boy at the hospital entrance on a cold morning. Three years after I adopted him, a woman appeared at my door, saying…
Donald Trump’s worst nightmare may have just come true
The Senate has just ‘stripped’ away one of Trump’s key powers, although it may not be so simple The Senate has voted to remove Donald Trump’s authority…
Donald Trump slammed after mimicking Indian Prime Minister’s accent during meeting
The Republican leader, who is spending a week in Asia, has had a busy few days, meeting with other foreign leaders. The 79-year-old US president spent time…
The real purpose of those mysterious lines on towels
This isn’t a debate that will solve world peace or provide any profound insights into the meaning of life – but it’s just as fascinating, if not…
What Your Feet Can Reveal About Your Blood Pressure, Thyroid, and Arthritis Risk
Most people don’t realize that their feet can tell them far more than just how far they’ve walked in a day. In fact, your feet can provide…