Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have.

”Me: “Two? ”Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got? ”Me: “Two?” Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got? ”Me: “Two? ”Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat? ”Me: “I don’t know? A lot?” Homeless man: “Well Johnny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white.”