An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden.
The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?”
“No, sir. Don’t need one.” These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish??” the game warden barked.
“Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim
right back into My net and I take ’em home.”
“HOGWASH! you’re under arrest.”
He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
“We do, now, do we?” smirked the warden. “PROVE it!”
He released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHAT?” The warden asked, “When are you going to call them back? “Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden! “What fish?”.
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