Army Veteran Delivers Instant Justice To Purse Thief In Walmart, Takes Him Down
When a thief made his move on an unsuspecting New Hampshire woman, who was finishing up some shopping at a local Walmart, the last thing he expected…
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted by a child’s whispered, “Hello.” “Is your dad home?” he…
Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the…
Farmer Gets A New Rooster, And The Rooster is More Than He Bargained For
A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has…
An English teacher asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The boy wrote, “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The girl wrote, “Woman! Without her, man…
Gobsmacked Police Officer Sees Old Man Going 120 MPH on His Bike
Ron is a 67-year-old man from Arizona who would ride his bicycle to his brother’s house every weekend. It usually took him 2 hours, and he always…
Two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad.
The blonde girl tried out for the cheerleading squad, but she wasn’t chosen. The brunette girl tried out for the cheerleading squad, and she was chosen. After…
A Blind Cowboy Tells A Blonde Joke To A Bar Full Of Blondes.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After…
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying
The bartender asked if I was okay. The old man looks sad and says that he just married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s blonde, twenty-five…
A brunette walks into a bar and says
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” the bartender says, “What’s an M L?” She says, ” A Miller Light.” Another Brunette…