An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you use to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said : “Then you use to bite my neck”
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going ?”she asked.
“To get my teeth.
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