An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
“Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says…
“Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
Related Posts
A COMMUNITY SHAKEN BY A LATE-NIGHT ATTACK
The assault has become a turning point for the community, forcing residents to confront both their fear and their responsibility to one another. While the young woman…
Fact Check! Stimulus Payments, IRS Direct Deposit Relief, and Tariff Dividends
Rumors of surprise checks thrive because people are scared, exhausted, and desperate for a break. Misleading posts turn routine tax refunds into “new aid,” overdue pandemic credits…
Reports here, unbelievable earthquake with large magnitude tsunami warning just
On Woody Island, children clutching flashlights and songbooks climbed a wooden stairway into the night, their voices trembling as much as the ground had minutes before. Staff…
Sad News About Terry Bradshaw
Terry Bradshaw’s story is more than a highlight reel; it is a portrait of a man who refused to let humiliation define him. From the boy who…
The Simple Puzzle That Quietly Teaches Us How We View the World
The puzzle’s power lies in how quietly it reveals our habits of seeing. Most of us start with the smallest, clearest pieces: the obvious little squares. Only…
Jeep plows into Amish buggy near Berne — father airlifted, multiple children
On a stretch of State Road 218 outside Berne, a way of life collided with the modern world at highway speed. A horse-drawn buggy carrying nine Amish…