An Old Man, An Old Woman Are Sitting In Their Rocking Chair

An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair.

The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper.

The old woman looks at him with remembrance in her eyes, and she says,

“Honey you don’t ever sit next to me like you used to. “

He puts the paper down and scoots over close to her.

Then she says

“Honey you don’t ever put your arm around me anymore.”

He again Puts the paper down and puts his arm around her.

She said, “Honey you never nibble on my ear anymore. “

He gets up and walks away!

She said

“Honey where are you going “and

He said,

” gotta go get my teeth.”

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