An old guy, a young man, an old woman, and a young women are all riding in a train.
The two women were facing the two guys in the same compartment.
As the train was going crossing the countryside, it enters a tunnel, and everything becomes dark.
While in the tunnel, you hear a k then a Smack.
When the train leaves the tunnel, the young guy is rubbing his face as if he was smacked.
The old lady thinks:
“He must’ve tried to k the young lady and needed up getting smacked.”
The young lady thinks:
“He must’ve tried kiing me and ended up ki !ng the old lady and she smacked him.”
The young guy thinks:
“The old guy must’ve tried to k the old lady and she tried to hit him but hit me by accident.”
The old guy thinks:
“On the next tunnel I am going to k my hand again and Smack the young guy again.”
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