An elderly couple had just snuggled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly proclaimed, “Seven points!”
His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What are you talking about?”
Eager to join in, she waited a few minutes, then released her own impressive fart and confidently announced, “Touchdown! Tie game!”
After a moment, the old man let out another one and bragged, “Ha! 14 to 7—I’m back in the lead!”
Not one to be outdone, the wife let loose another loud one and grinned, “Touchdown! Tie game again!” Then, adding a small squeaker, she smirked and said, “Field goal—I’m winning!”
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