A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you give me $5; then you ask me a question, if I can’t answer it, I give you $500, what do you think?”
The farmer nods. The professor asks the farmer: “What is the distance between the Earth and the Moon? ”The farmer silently takes out $5 and give it to the professor. The farmer asks the professor: “What animal has three legs when ascending a mountain and four legs when descending a mountain? ”The professor thinks hardly but couldn’t find an answer, so he reluctantly pulls out $500 for the farmer. The farmer takes the $500 and prepares to nap, the professor asks: “What animal is it!? ”The farmer takes out $5 and give it to the professor, then he falls asleep.
Related Posts
admin
·
February 1, 2026
·
For weeks, I dismissed my eight-year-old daughter Emily’s nighttime complaints as simple nerves. We live in a quiet suburban home, and she had always been proud of…
admin
·
February 1, 2026
·
I believed my wedding day would be the moment our fractured little family finally felt whole. After loss and years of rebuilding, the music, the laughter, and…
admin
·
February 1, 2026
·
For weeks, I planned what I thought would be a turning point for my marriage. I pictured warm lights in the backyard, friends hiding smiles, and my…
admin
·
February 1, 2026
·
At first glance, the viral image looks harmless—just a worn pair of shorts with visible damage. But once paired with the provocative caption, “How many holes you see…
admin
·
February 1, 2026
·
A powerful winter storm is sweeping across the Mid-Atlantic, placing parts of Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania under heightened alert for hazardous ice conditions. Forecasters warn…
admin
·
February 1, 2026
·
Predators do not apologize when they strike; prey does not bargain when it runs. A heartbeat too slow, a step too loud, and a life is erased…