A professor sits with a farmer in a train.

A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you give me $5; then you ask me a question, if I can’t answer it, I give you $500, what do you think?”

The farmer nods. The professor asks the farmer: “What is the distance between the Earth and the Moon? ”The farmer silently takes out $5 and give it to the professor. The farmer asks the professor: “What animal has three legs when ascending a mountain and four legs when descending a mountain? ”The professor thinks hardly but couldn’t find an answer, so he reluctantly pulls out $500 for the farmer. The farmer takes the $500 and prepares to nap, the professor asks: “What animal is it!? ”The farmer takes out $5 and give it to the professor, then he falls asleep.

Related Posts

What are the odd lines on Biden’s face that have appeared in recent days?

Biden and Trump “clashed” in Atlanta for a studio debate hosted by CNN on Thursday night, held without an audience. As expected, Democrats and Republicans have offered…

Christina Applegate shares raw update from hospital after kidney infection

Always charming Christina Applegate shared her recent health struggle, explaining she was admitted to the hospital with severe kidney infection that started with one of her kidneys…

Animal Control Tried to Take His Dog—Until I Understood Why He Was on the Street

He was sitting cross-legged on a threadbare mat, cradling his golden retriever like it was a child. I only stopped because I saw the shouting first. Two…

He Fell Asleep in a Police Officer’s Arms—But That’s Not Why People Whispered

We were at the Juneteenth festival—music, food trucks, kids running wild, the whole neighborhood packed into the streets. I’d only looked away for a second to pay…

University Lecture: Janitor Ignored Until Dean Interrupts Speech to Shake His Hand

He moved through the aisles like he was invisible. Pushing a squeaky cart with a crooked wheel, the janitor mopped quietly as students trickled into the grand…

Sixty-Three Bikers Thundered Their Engines for My Dying Daughter

You never forget the moment your world breaks. For me, it was in a cold hospital hallway, clutching the results of my daughter Emma’s diagnosis — leukemia….