A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell 1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell 2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!”
“So,” he continues, “From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell 3, we’re going to make love all night! “The wife is agreeable with this arrangement. night! “The wife is agreeable with this arrangement. The next night, he came home from work and yelled, “Bell 1!” The wife took off all her clothes. “Bell 2!”….. The wife jumped into bed. “Bell 3!”….. They began passionate loving… After two minutes, the wife yelled, “Bell 4!”.. The husband asked “What the hell is Bell 4?” “MORE HOSE!” she replied, “YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!”
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