A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in Dublin with a box of frozen crabs and asK Daghermageous ineston tag to nre mg n.сор подоя. ess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s fridge.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in London, she used the in-tercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Dublin, please raise your hand?” Not one hand went up…. So she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folk think.
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