A guy walks into a bar (Funny Joke), A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment.
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager- looking group of men. “Yes?” she enquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you? “I was wondering, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am.” The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”
Related Posts
Clark Mills Tornado: Community Mourns Loss and Begins Recovery
Clark Mills Tornado: A Community in Mourning On June 22, 2025, an EF-1 tornado tore through Clark Mills, New York, cutting a 2.4-mile path with winds up…
The Rope That Wasn’t: My Close Call in the Grass
The other day, I stumbled upon something truly strange in my yard. At first glance, it looked like a rope—long, dark, and winding—resting in the grass as…
When a Tree Reminded Me of Life’s Fragility
A Summer Lesson in Caution It was a perfect summer afternoon—blue skies, a breeze, and a picnic blanket spread while the kids played nearby. Our daughter wandered…
My 6-Year-Old Ruined My Birthday Cake—But Her Reason Left Me in Tears
Elaine’s 35th birthday was meant to be a night of warmth, laughter, and love. The cake she had baked sat proudly at the center of the table,…
What My New Husband Revealed After Our Sudden Wedding Surprised Me
After discovering my fiancé had been unfaithful just weeks before our wedding, I felt lost and humiliated. That night, I took a taxi home, where the driver,…
After Losing My Wife, a Vacation With My Son Brought an Unbelievable Surprise
I thought I had lost my wife forever. At just 34, I was raising our 5-year-old son Luke alone, believing Stacey had died in an accident. Grief…