A few (Funny)

A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive guy about 28 years old… I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages. He was very kind. He called me beautiful. He asked my age. I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him I’m quite a bit his senior. And I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain’t all that bad.

We keep talking for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘ad*lt things’. I said ok. Then he replied with a face like. He said ‘thank you babe, you start.” So I did! I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold like. He said ‘thank you babe, you start.” So I did! I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have crazy insomnia, I toss and turn the entire night and that I often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep. I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I have from an old injury. And of course I had to throw in the need for daily fiber supplements to prevent passing gas. Can’t forget that one! I was waiting for him to answer me…He blocked me. He wanted to talk about adult things and then don’t take the heat! I think I’m just a bit too much woman for him to handle!

Related Posts

Sally Field, 79, Gets Fans Talking with Her Latest Appearance After Refusing to Hide Her Age – Photos

A new video of the actress interacting with fans in New York City is drawing widespread reactions online, years after she spoke candidly about growing older in…

Which Glass Has More Water: Your Answer Reveals If You’re A Giver Or A Taker

At first glance, the puzzle seems almost too easy to be interesting. Four glasses labeled A, B, C, and D sit side by side, each appearing to…

How to Turn 31 Acres in Blaine into a Private Countryside Escape

If you’re looking for space to shape your own rural lifestyle, this 31.02-acre property in Blaine offers a strong foundation. The land blends open fields with wooded sections, creating…

How to Turn a 2.5-Acre Property into a Smart Living and Investment Opportunity

When searching for a property that balances flexibility with long-term value, a setup like this offers a strong starting point. The four-bedroom home provides a blank canvas,…

How to Transform a Historic Cottage into a Private Countryside Escape

Tucked into the quiet Fairview area near Duffield, this two-bedroom cottage sits on more than 35 acres of serene countryside. Originally built in 1900, the 888-square-foot home carries…

How to Create a Peaceful Nature Retreat on 1.5 Acres

In a world filled with constant notifications and packed schedules, finding a place to truly unwind can feel increasingly rare. A quiet 1.5-acre property offers a chance…