A farmer goes out and buys a new young rooster – Funny

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and done the damages with all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again do the same with all 150 hens.

The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried. Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but also he is screwing the turkeys, ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: “You deserved it, you h**rny bastard! And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!, they are about to land.

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