A Blind Cowboy Tells A Blonde Joke To A Bar Full Of Blondes.

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?

The establishment goes completely silent at once.

The woman standing next to the elderly, blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair that you should know five important things given that you are blind.

The girl with the bat is the bartender.

The bouncer is a grown-up who is very strong and can use a billy-club to help keep the party safe.

I’m a tall person with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is very strong and very blonde.

The lady to your right is very tall and blond and she is a professional wrestler.

Do you still want to tell that blond joke? It might not be as funny if you don’t.

The blind cowboy was thinking about something and he didn’t want to have to explain it more than once.

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