Little Johnny says the darndest things

Hilarious really made me laugh
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said,

“My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said,

“That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.”

Sally raised her hand. She said,

“My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said,

“Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said,

“My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

Related Posts

Mark Harmon Pays Tribute to Mick Ralphs: “A True Rock Legend, Gone Too Soon”

Mark Harmon has joined fans and fellow stars in mourning the loss of legendary guitarist Mick Ralphs. The NCIS icon honored Ralphs’ legacy, calling him “a true rock legend”…

Our Triplets Were Raised Identically—Then One Started Sharing Unexplainable Memories

Everyone always joked that we’d need color-coded bowties just to tell them apart. So we did—blue, teal, red. Three perfect little copies, right down to the dimples….

The Fortuneteller’s Words Came True the Day After My Wife’s Funeral

After my wife Elizabeth’s sudden death in a car crash, I was drowning in grief. At her funeral, a fortune- teller approached me and whispered, “Her death…

I Was Engaged to the Perfect Man — Until a Vandal’s Message Revealed His Secret

Just days after my fiancé Ethan proposed, I woke up to a shocking message spray-painted on his car: “You picked the wrong guy, gave him the wrong…

Woke Up To This On Your Bed?

If you’ve ever noticed tiny curled shavings on your sheets, pillow, or wrist, especially after removing a smartwatch, you’re not alone. These little curls often look like…

A teenage girl paid barely $200 for an old caravan.

Teenager Ellie Yeater from the USA stunned her friends with an ambitious project. Wanting a fun space for herself and her pals, Ellie faced a typical challenge…