A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?
“Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”
Related Posts
Derbyshire Woman Shares Anorexia Recovery Journey, Finding Strength Through Running and Self-Worth
A woman from Derbyshire who has overcome anorexia has spoken publicly about her experience in the hope that it will support others facing the same struggle. The…
Looking Back at the Familiar Face Behind a Classic TV Game Show
His influence on television can’t be measured only by ratings or the length of his hosting run. He represented a style of entertainment built on patience, kindness,…
From 600 Pounds to Hope: Nikki Webster’s Remarkable Journey to Reclaim Her Life
Nikki Webster, a 33-year-old woman from Arkansas, managed to lose nearly 90 kilograms within a year thanks to undergoing gastric bypass surgery. Until that pivotal moment, the…
Toddler gets 90 percent burns and survives house blaze against all odds – this is her today
When she was only 18 months old, Terri Calvesbert was the victim of a fire at her home in Ipswich, England. She suffered 90% burns but made…
A Normal Day Turned Nightmare: Maria’s Hidden Parasite Horror
What began as an ordinary day for Maria, a 34-year-old woman living in a quiet small town, quickly turned into something far more alarming. Known for taking…
Early Symptoms Your Body May Display Indicating Heart Trouble
Serious heart-related issues can strike suddenly, but the body often gives subtle warning signs days or weeks in advance. These early signals are sometimes mistaken for fatigue,…