A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?
“Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”
Related Posts
A Rocky Season of a Weight-Loss Show: Contestants’ Struggles, Dropouts, and Transformations
The newest season of a popular weight-loss program did not deliver the same level of success seen in earlier editions. Several contestants struggled to lose weight, and…
Doctors Warn: 7 Everyday Habits That Harm Your Heart
Most people think heart problems only come from big, obvious things—like heavy smoking or extreme obesity. But in reality, many heart issues develop quietly, built day by…
Why a Toad Might Appear in Your Home—and How to Understand What It Means
Finding a toad in your yard, by your doorway, or unexpectedly inside your home can be surprising. For some, the reaction is purely practical—How did it get…
Hydration After 60: Simple Adjustments That Support Heart, Kidneys, and Daily Energy
As we move into our 60s and beyond, hydration becomes less about quantity alone and more about strategy. The body still needs water just as much as…
A Moment of Hope Turned Into Heartbreak for Snoop Dogg’s Family
What began as an encouraging update soon gave way to profound sadness for the family of Snoop Dogg. Only weeks earlier, his daughter Cori Broadus had shared hopeful news that…
Why Some People Put Aluminum Foil Behind Their Radiators in Winter
You pull a radiator away from the wall and see aluminum foil taped neatly behind it. No decoration. No insulation panels. Just shiny foil. It might look…