Husband’s E-Mail To His Wife… A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man.
Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. “Bill” she said, “I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode. “This I’ve got to hear,” the Sailor said. “It was an honest mistake,” the mother-in-law said 99 She never got your e-mail!”
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