The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up…Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas.
Buy her a Ferrari, and a beach front house in Malibu, buy her a private jet and expensive jewelry and screw her 3-5 times a day…”The teacher was at a loss for words and didn’t know what to say or do so she just proceeded, “Susie, what would you like to be when you grow
up?
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