A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions’. ‘Like onions?’ “Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’ This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, ‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?. The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20’s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30’s and 40’s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s, it is like a Tree.’A tree?’
‘Yes – the tree is dead and the balls are just there for decoration.
Related Posts
She once weighed over 270 kilograms but today she weighs 90 kg
She once weighed over 270 kilograms, but today she weighs 90 kg. Just look at what she looks like now… She once weighed over 270 kilograms and…
SAD NEW: King Charles…
Whether this apology truly happened or not, its power lies in what it represents. For many, the idea of Charles taking William’s hand and saying, “I’m sorry…
When to Worry About Veins That Appear Out of Nowhere
Newly visible veins can be completely harmless—or a quiet signal that your circulation is under strain. Weight loss, intense workouts, hot weather, and aging often make veins…
Trump Tells Schumer ‘Go to Hell’ After Senate Dems Block His Nominees
The collapse of the talks was not just about bruised egos and bitter words; it exposed the raw, transactional core of power in Washington. Schumer’s insistence on…
Trump leaks private message from Emmanuel Macron as he makes huge threat
Trump’s decision to publish Macron’s private message ripped away the thin veil of trust that still clung to his relationships with U.S. allies. What was meant as…
FINALLY: Trump Administration Secures Major Court Victory in Mahmoud Khalil Deportation Case
The Khalil saga became a test of whether ideology could override the limits of judicial power. A Biden-appointed district judge tried to transform a straightforward case of…