A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one.
This goes on for at least an hour and a half. Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, “I know it’s none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole “drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one” routine?” “Well,” slurred the man, “There’s a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it’s time for me to go home.”
Related Posts
Hollywood Voices and Political Debate: Morgan Freeman’s Post Sparks Conversation
Political discussion in the United States continues to intensify, with public figures from across the entertainment industry weighing in on current events. Since returning to the White…
Barron Trump photo leak culprits will face ‘immediate consequences’
Recent reports claim that Barron Trump, 19-year-old son of Donald Trump and Melania Trump, discussed faith during a private phone call with pastor Stuart Knechtle. The claim…
8 Reasons Why a Man Won’t Touch You in Bed
When physical closeness fades in a relationship, it can feel confusing and painful. Sharing the same bed yet sensing distance often raises difficult questions about connection, attraction,…
Breaking News: Family found in a… See more
In many cities, the line between stability and displacement has grown thin. Rising rents, limited affordable housing, and fragile support systems push some people to seek shelter…
Elon Musk’s Remark About Jesus Fuels Speculation About What’s Next
Elon Musk sparked discussion again — not about technology, but faith. When asked who would “evangelize” him, he replied: “I agree with the teachings of Jesus.” The…
These laws are designed to protect animals from abuse, neglect, and inhumane treatment.
“Watch the video below.” In United States, animal rights and animal welfare are regulated through a combination of federal and state laws. These laws are designed to…