A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one.
This goes on for at least an hour and a half. Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, “I know it’s none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole “drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one” routine?” “Well,” slurred the man, “There’s a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it’s time for me to go home.”
Related Posts
Everybody loves bananas, and most people throw away banana peels… Big mistake!
Homemade Banana Peel & Potato Brightening Cream for Clear, Youthful Skin In the world of natural skincare, kitchen ingredients often steal the show—and banana peels paired with…
8 Surprising Benefits of Water Cloves You Probably Didn’t Know About
Cloves are often seen as just a kitchen spice, but when soaked in water, they become a simple natural drink that many traditional health systems have valued…
Because His Son Was Ashamed of His Father’s Job, the Janitor Stood Quietly Watching His Son Graduate – But Suddenly He Was Invited to the Stage for Recognition, Shocking Everyone.
The single father stood at the back of the auditorium, his janitor’s uniform still smelling faintly of bleach and floor polish. Marcus Webb had worked a double…
1 shot helps arteries instantly, preventing heart attack & stroke
A diet rich in whole foods, healthy fats, and plant-based foods is recommended by leading health organizations as a foundation for the prevention of cardiovascular disease and…
Never realized this
Tanker trucks are specialized vehicles designed to transport liquid or gaseous products, such as fuel, water, chemicals, and food-grade liquids. These trucks are equipped with a cylindrical…
Valerie Bertinelli, known for her role in “One Day at a Time,” mourns the loss of TV legend Norman Lear, who passed away at 101.
Norman Lear’s death at 101 closed a chapter in television history, but for Valerie Bertinelli, it felt like losing family. The “One Day at a Time” star…