Wife Realizes There’s Something Fishy About Her Husband’s Fishing Trip, So She Does Something Brilliant A man phones home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting.
So would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. “The wife thinks that this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “yes! Lots of walleye, some blue gill and a few pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to? “The wife replies: “I did. They were in your fishing box.”
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