A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. “The priest said, “What do you mean, almost? “The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”
The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put £50 in the poor box. “The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, “I saw that you didn’t put any money in the poor box! “The Irishman replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box and, according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!”
Related Posts
This teen heartthrob deemed as gay basically vanished after “Home Improvement”
Jonathan Taylor Thomas was at the height of his career when he stepped away from Hollywood, leaving young girls yearning for the teen heartthrob, then known as JTT. The Home Improvement star – who…
I Paid to Renovate Our Family’s Lake House — Then My Mom Gave It to My Sister
“I Was There”: A Thanksgiving I’ll Never Forget When I told my dad I couldn’t host Thanksgiving this year, he barely looked up. “Guess we’ll eat at…
“I Was There”: A Thanksgiving I’ll Never Forget
“I Was There”: A Thanksgiving I’ll Never Forget When I told my dad I couldn’t host Thanksgiving this year, he barely looked up. “Guess we’ll eat at…
MY FIANCÉ PROPOSED WITH THIS RING—AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO THINK
When Zach proposed, I expected magic—but the ring was nothing like I imagined. Intricate, ancient-looking, and unsettling. I tried to convince myself it was meaningful, but something…
Only those with sharp eyes can detect where the woman is hidden
Walking through a forest path offers a peaceful escape from daily stress. The rustling leaves, birdsong, and gentle sights—like rabbits hopping among trees—create a calming, magical atmosphere…
He Told Me to Skip Dessert Because He Likes ‘Thin Women’—So I Served Confidence Instead
At first, my date Mark seemed charming—punctual, confident, well-dressed. But as dinner went on, his focus shifted to his workout routine and strict diet. When I ordered…