An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden.
The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?”
“No, sir. Don’t need one.” These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish??” the game warden barked.
“Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim
right back into My net and I take ’em home.”
“HOGWASH! you’re under arrest.”
He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
“We do, now, do we?” smirked the warden. “PROVE it!”
He released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHAT?” The warden asked, “When are you going to call them back? “Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden! “What fish?”.
Related Posts
Daughter Discovers Strange Eggs Under Her Bed, Causing Her Family To Leave The Home , Everyone gets scared… Details in the first comment to find out what they are!
The expert showed up on time and looked closely at the mysterious eggs. They felt shivers down their spines from his initial amazement and the fear in…
Noticed This Sticking Out from My Ceiling — What Is It?
It started like any other day… until I looked up and spotted something unusual poking out from the corner of my ceiling. Thin, texture , and eerily…
Watch As This Cockatoo Tells Dad About The Cat. What It Was About? Haha I Can’t Stop Laughing!
Oh boy, do you and I both have a soft spot for pets or what? They breathe life into every corner of our homes, keeping us beaming…
No One from Her Family Showed up for Our Café Older Regular’s Birthday—But I Tried to Fix It
ur regular sat alone at a table covered in birthday decorations, waiting for a family that never came. What started as a heartbreaking moment turned into something…
Tips for choosing ripe watermelons with red flesh, sweet, and paper-thin flesh
Here’s how to pick a perfectly ripe watermelon: 1.*Check the Sugar Spot* – A small, dry, slightly sunken sugar spot indicates ripeness. Avoid large or moist spots….
When manual devices were highly common and utilized by us in the past
History The guillotine paper cutter, also known as the paper shear, has its roots in the early 19th century. The invention is attributed to French engineer Guillaume…