A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie. Just as he was about to eat them, three big hairy bikers walked in. The first biker grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a big bite from it.
The second biker picked up the trucker’s coffee and downed it in one gulp. The third biker ate the trucker’s apple pie. The truck driver didn’t do anything or say a word as all this went on. When they finished, he just paid the waitress and left. The first biker said to the waitress, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?” “He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He’s just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes.”
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