Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
Related Posts
$40K Puzzle Stumps ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Star
Viewers of Wheel of Fortune were buzzing after Adam Wredberg’s near-perfect run ended in heartbreak during the Bonus Round. While some argued the final puzzle was nearly…
Expert Discusses What Was Reported in Charlie Kirk’s Final Moments
A serious incident took place during a live event at Utah Valley University, where conservative activist Charlie Kirk passed away. In the days since, many people have…
The Secret Purpose of Fridge-Top Cabinets
The cabinet above the refrigerator is often one of the most overlooked spots in the kitchen. Left empty or cluttered, it can feel frustrating—but with a few…
My Husband Gave His Mom a Key to Our House – What Happened While I Was Away Surprised Me
When Evan and I brought our newborn daughter, Grace, home from the hospital, we were eager to show her the nursery we had prepared with love. But…
Charlie Kirk’s final words before being ….
The murder of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk has sent shockwaves across the U.S. The 31-year-old conservative activist was fatally shot while answering questions at a rally at…
A Simple Water Add-In That Helps Floors Stay Fresh Longer
Not long ago, I picked up a simple but clever cleaning tip from a woman who has spent more than thirty years working as a professional housekeeper….