A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war.
Little Johnny puts his hand up. “my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his arse by a German miss”, The teacher replies, “Rectum Johnny, rectum” Johnny says… “Rectum miss?..
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