Little Johnny farts in the classroom

Little Johnny was notorious for his mischievous antics, but this time he outdid himself. It was a quiet afternoon in Mrs. Smith’s third-grade classroom, where the students were engrossed in their math lesson. Suddenly, a sound broke the silence—a loud, unmistakable *prrrpt* echoed through the room, causing heads to turn and giggles to erupt.

All eyes turned to Little Johnny, who sat there with a mischievous grin on his face, trying to suppress his laughter. Mrs. Smith, trying to maintain order, cleared her throat sternly. “Class, let’s remain focused, please,” she said, shooting Johnny a pointed look. But the damage was done—the classroom was already in uproar.

Embarrassed but undeterred, Little Johnny decided to take advantage of the situation. As Mrs. Smith struggled to regain control, Johnny seized the opportunity to perform an impromptu stand-up routine, complete with sound effects and exaggerated gestures. His classmates erupted into fits of laughter, forgetting all about the math problems on the board.

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